“Mike Adams” – Meet your new Federal Family (and don’t use the word “government” please) (satire)
http://www.naturalnews.com/033497_federal_family_Napolitano.html
“Mike Adams” – Meet your new Federal Family (and don’t use the word “government” please) (satire)
Saturday, September 03, 2011 by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
(NaturalNews) As the reputation of the U.S. government is now in shambles, the feds are turning to the same bait-and-switch tactics used by the Corn Refiners Association as they tried to rename High Fructose Corn Syrup to the more innocent sounding “corn sugar.” The federal government no longer wants to be called a “government” at all. Instead, you’re supposed to refer to them as your “federal family.”
Seriously. This is the word from FEMA, which announced last week, “Under the direction of President Obama and Secretary Janet Napolitano, the entire federal family is leaning forward to support our state, tribal and territorial partners along the East Coast.”
Family? Really? Sort of like an organized crime family, perhaps?
Let’s take a look at this family, shall we?
Note: This article is obviously satire. All photos used herein are presented under Fair Use for the purpose of public commentary and satire.
