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Elmo Is a Corporate Whore – Daisy Luther

Everyone loves Elmo, that cute furry little muppet spokesperson for the pre-school set. But there’s a deep, dark secret behind his adorable visage. I hate to break it to you, but Elmo is a whore. He’s being pimped out. Harsh, right?  Well, prostitution is the act of selling oneself for money.  And Elmo is now the cutest little spokesperson around for pro-vaccine …